Will You Wheel?

Zortch is a single player FPS game in a sci-fi setting with horror and comedy elements Zortch Maxinum is a professional slacker who finds herself captured by aliens after falling for their fake holiday scheme - now she must escape their planet or become a light snack lucky for her there is a mysterious voice helping her along the way Features: Custom engine that runs well on low-spec machines Combat heavy gameplay 6 difficulty modes - from very easy to extreme 9 guns + kicking (grenade launcher, tnt, tripmine, plasma pistol, a double barreled shotgun and a bizarre living lightning gun) 15 levels 5 boss levels 30+ enemy types (giant green brainsucking aliens and their inventions and cronies: spider mines, lizards with rocket launchers, raptors, pudding like amoeboid pretending to be humanoid guards, and a giant 20 feet tall flatworm cyborg bounty hunter .. among others) powerups: portable medkit, invisibility FOV slider Letterbox mode Custom violence mode: you can change blood to be confetti or ketchup Feeble attempts at humor