Residual Christmas

Christmas in april? No...actually you've reached the home of Mortimer J. Maggot. Mort happens to be possessor of the title "Spirit of Residual Christmas™". From a your favorite game devs, favorite game dev, comes a devilishly cynical comedy platformer set in the 2000's about Christmas! Mort has been waiting a long time to make it past the confines of the Backup DVD my father put him on since 2004, Even longer for a full 3d model! (it just wasn't possible with the current marketing budget. Plus mort's agents were asking for a ridiculous commission fee's) Play as your favorite maggot and traverse through a decorated cabin. Complete tasks from collecting unpaid bills, or Gathering Santa's blackmail! all in the name of gaining wisdom so you... yes you can rediscover the true holiday spirit that comes with the 26th of December! and each depressing credit card swipe before it... here are some of the Exciting Features you can expect EXCITING FEATURES!!!! -Experience high definition 240p gameplay! -Learn the truth about Santa! -Doesn't require RealPlayer G2 -maggot physics™ -Dark humor -Skins EXOTIC LOCATIONS!!!! -The Living Room -The Kitchen -The Porch -The Bedroom -The Bathroom -The Sewer -Behind the couch! -Behind the fridge! we hope you enjoy another Residual Christmas! Signed Mortimer J. Maggot Christmas Spirit (Residual)